Category: Analysis

Condensed NHL Schedule Could Cause Crowded Kraken Crease

By Glenn Dreyfuss | Sep 18th 2025 | 5 min read |

It's alliterative headline Friday! If we don't provide enough first syllables that sound the same, you get our next article free! (Come to think of it...

What Kraken Captain, GM Didn't Say As Vital As What They Did

By Glenn Dreyfuss | Sep 18th 2025 | 5 min read |

The father of psychoanalysis – and phallic analogies – Sigmund Freud, never actually said, “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”...

Kraken 3rd Jersey Reveal Answers Questions, Raises More

By Glenn Dreyfuss | Sep 5th 2025 | 7 min read |

The Seattle Kraken on Thursday unveiled a glow-in-the-dark third jersey. I don’t want to say I told you so – wait, yes I do. I told you ba...

How Many Goalies Got Snubbed Because Of Joey Daccord, Anyway?

By Glenn Dreyfuss | Sep 3rd 2025 | 6 min read |

The actual answer to the question posed is “Zero.” But for the second time in two weeks, media covering a Canadian team has run a headline...

Despite Wolf Howls, Kraken's Joey Daccord Deserved USA Nod

By Glenn Dreyfuss | Aug 28th 2025 | 5 min read |

If your Joey Daccord getting disrespected sensor has been flashing – every self-respecting Seattle Kraken fan owns one – we figured out wh...

Storytelling Is The Story On Kraken Game Telecasts

By Glenn Dreyfuss | Aug 20th 2025 | 6 min read |

Storytelling is an under-appreciated part of sports team coverage. When fans get to know their heroes on a human level, they become more invested in t...

NHL Network Panel Provides Kraken Playoff Predictions

By Glenn Dreyfuss | Aug 12th 2025 | 3 min read |

Above Image: Seattle Kraken offseason additions Mason Marchment (left), Ryan Lindgren (center), and Freddy Gaudreau (right). Thomas Hickey knows hocke...

Let's Play Seattle Kraken: 'No Duh'

By Glenn Dreyfuss | Aug 11th 2025 | 5 min read |

Welcome to the premiere – and probably also final – episode of “Seattle Kraken: No Duh.” To qualify, a topic has to be so achi...

Jared McCann Rumor Mill Working Double Shifts, Holidays & Weekends

By Glenn Dreyfuss | Jul 23rd 2025 | 4 min read |

The clickbait headlines about Seattle Kraken winger Jared McCann are Out. Of. Control. Okay, the two above headlines about trading McCann are fake. Ad...

Does NHL Schedule Put Kraken's Backs Up Against The Wall?

By Glenn Dreyfuss | Jul 18th 2025 | 6 min read |

The elephant in the Kraken room last season was utter failure in the 2nd of games played on consecutive nights. Will that improve this year?...

Pundit Describes Kraken Off-Season Using One Painful Word

By Glenn Dreyfuss | Jul 17th 2025 | 7 min read |

The folks at the Daily Faceoff Live podcast have described the Seattle Kraken’s offseason as, “Not exactly jaw-dropping changes.” &#...

Relax! Anxiety Over Kakko's Kraken Arbitration Filing Overblown

By Glenn Dreyfuss | Jul 10th 2025 | 5 min read |

Our first 2025-26 season contender for most hysterical the-sky-is-falling! headline involving a Seattle Kraken player comes courtesy of a New York Ran...

Debating Amount of Tread Left on New Kraken Lindgren's Tires

By Glenn Dreyfuss | Jul 7th 2025 | 5 min read |

Can the defenseman continue the physical style that made him attractive to the Kraken? Also: coach Lambert reaches out to his Seattle players, and cat...