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We’ve all got some reason to buy ridiculous gifts during the holidays. There’s the office white elephant exchanges, fun hockey aunts who have nuanced opinions about zone entry, hockey-obsessed kids, sports-fan brothers who have a man cave to outfit: they’ll need gifts. We found these 9 gift ideas that are actually things you can buy.
For the meme fiends
When the Kraken win, post Zoidberg. And now you can proudly post Zoidberg irl.
For the Seattle-centric silly gooses
Seattle locals are likely familiar with legendary Seattle purveyors of silliness Archie McPhee. They sell indispensable goods such as inflatable unicorn horns for cats and rubber chicken shooters. However, the Kraken fan in your life can enjoy these glow in the dark tentacle finger puppets for game days, parties, board meetings, weddings, you name it.
For the person who doesn’t buy “toys,” they buy “action figures”
The action figure or Matty Beniers fan in your life can enjoy the look of the sharp shooter any time, anywhere with this McFarlane Toys creation.
For ice-resurfacing fanboys (and girls)
We know, we know: it’s not a Zamboni. It’s an ice resurfacer, just like it’s not Kleenex, it’s a facial tissue. Still, the mythical machinery is the stuff of legends (and song lyrics). Honor that person in your life with a collectable… ice resurfacer.
Or for the younger ice maintenance fans, perhaps the plush version works best.
For those who want that home-win feeling every day
The Kraken haven’t made the legendary stuffed salmon available for sale to the general public. They are earned, not bought. But you can get close to the real thing with your own stuffed salmon to toss around after every win. Or maybe to cheer yourself up after a loss.
For the Jared McCann completionist in your life
This Western series revolves around a character named Jared McCann. Not the Jared McCann, mind you. But for the devoted fan, any Jared McCann can be a good gift.
For the hockey fan who is also secretly watching YouTube at work
It’s hard to read song lyrics scrolling on Spotify or watch old aggro Patrick Roy clips on YouTube without propping up your phone. Just be sure to do it in style.
For those who love (and don’t understand anything about) Buoy
This drink additive is apparently bland and free from pesky flavor. Not the drink I’d expect our beloved Buoy to enjoy but a ridiculous addition to somebody’s memorabilia collection.