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Kraken Game 33 Gamethread: vs. Colorado!

Would you believe i've had to rewrite this three times already?

Colorado Avalanche v Seattle Kraken Photo by Abbie Parr/NHLI via Getty Images

[Arises from grave littered with mountain dew cans and Psychonauts speedrunning notes]

WE'RE BACK! FINALLY! AND WE’RE NOW IN A PLACE WHERE THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT COVID!!!

After a week off thanks to all of their potential hometown visitors getting The Thing What Made Gal Gadot Cover “Imagine” Badly, the Kraken are back at it on the road, starting against the Colorado Avalanche in Denver!

...A team that is almost entirely unbeaten at home and is tied for the most goals in the conference! Ha ha, uh oh!

But for real, if you wanted your first game back to be a hard punch to the head of a game, it’s hard to find a team tougher to beat than the Avs. While they’ll be without First Star of the Week Gabriel Landeskog thanks to The Thing What Made Me Wear A Mask For Two Years, they’re still a world class team. The Kraken aren’t just going to have to show up, they’re going to have to play this team HARD if they want to come out on top.

Question of the Thread!: What were you doing during the break? I was...

[looks at the mountain of cans and notes]

...doing research.